I have decided that I like to give away Premium Memberships; so I've opened a donation pool to collect points to give a premium membership to a friend; once it is full, I'll give a membership, then I'll star all over again.
I'll write a poem or a story for anyone who donates on whatever subject they like, with whatever characters they like.
Stories:
No politics please; I'll do porn, but no snuff or pedophilia; I'm not much good at gore or horror, but I'm willing to make a go of it; I'm best at Fantasy and Science Fiction; Romance, okay.
Poetry:
Free-form or any style; I don't have much experience with Haiku, but I'll try if you want; I'v
#1: if I say to you 'give me my hat back' and you don't, there will be immediate and painful consequences.
#2: I am not normal; deal with it.
#3: I am not stupid, in fact, I am very smart; I have the IQ test scores to prove it. So if you treat me like I'm stupid, I will bend every iota of my not-inconsiderable intellect to making sure you regret it.
#4: I am a very, very, very weird person.
#5: I will not try to shove my view of the world on you; you will oblige me by returning the favor.
#6: I may not look lie it, but I am a very religious man.
#7: I am very good with kids.
#8: I may look strange to you, but I happen to know that ther
Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Test, Version 2.0 by jochannon, literature
Literature
Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Test, Version 2.0
My first test (and every test that I have seen, actually) work by counting up character features and counting up the ‘score.’ In the context of the great variety of stories and settings, this is not a very accurate measure. In this test, I will try something different, in hopes of producing a more accurate test.
The point of this test is to help people to look at their characters, and understand if there is a problem, something that needs to be worked on, not to make anyone feel bad about their characters. So no putting other people's characters through the test and then going 'ha-ha! Your character's a Mary-Sue!'
What make
Vampire OC Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Test by jochannon, literature
Literature
Vampire OC Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Test
Before taking this test, read the User's Agreement, in the Author’s Comments, below.
Appearance
[] Their eyes are an unusual colour
[] Their eyes change colour
[] (if a female) they have large boobs
[] (if a male) they are very muscular
[] They are very attractive to the gender they are attracted to
[] They are very attractive to the gender they are not attracted to(if portrayed in a funny way)
[] They are emo/dark
[] They have wings
[] They always dress like a certain 'label'
[] They look young, though they are really hundreds of years old
[] They look quite a bit like a character from a popular movie/television series/comic
[] They
Quotes of the Day, Series 4 by jochannon, literature
Literature
Quotes of the Day, Series 4
Some people, at least, have enjoyed my Quotes of the Day, so here they are, for your amusement and bemusement: one entire year's worth of quotes. My quotes by the way; nobody else's. These are my thoughts and observations on the world around us: funny, sad, uplifting, evocative, inspiring, silly, and occasionally just plain stupid, they are all here for your perusal: enjoy!
The index of Lurk: everything having to do with Lurk FitzGibbons the Werewolf and his eclectic group of companions.
I officially invite anybody who wants to, to do Lurk art of their own; just tell me, and I'll give you a feature in my journal and link to it from this page.
Fan art: do whatever you like, go wild; there are no rules.
Fiction: if you just wanna rip off some OCs, that's fine, go ahead; but if you want to contribute to the 'Lurk canon' that would be awesome: just message me, and we'll work out the details.
One rule: if you do any Lurk art, you have to link to this page.
Quotes of the Day, Series 3 by jochannon, literature
Literature
Quotes of the Day, Series 3
Some people, at least, have enjoyed my Quotes of the Day, so here's all of Series 3, for your amusement and bemusement, added to as it goes on. My quotes by the way; nobody else's. These are my thoughts and observations on the world around us: funny, sad, uplifting, evocative, inspiring, silly, and occasionally just plain stupid, they are all here for your perusal: enjoy!
Introduction
I am of the firm opinion that the whole point of playing a game is to have fun. Which is why I do not enjoy D&D very much; the system seems unnecessarily complicated, the rules weirdly strict, and the logic bizarre: you spend almost as much time figuring out how to do an action than actually playing the game!
So I'm making this RPG(named at last); not a set of rules for every occasion, rather a simple set of guidelines you can use to play a fun quick game. Feel free to modify anything you don't like; invent house rules; do whatever you want, just so long as you have fun doing it.
Do whatever you want, that is, but sell it: you
Some people, at least, have enjoyed my Quotes of the Day, so here they are, for your amusement and bemusement: one entire year's worth of quotes. My quotes by the way; nobody else's. These are my thoughts and observations on the world around us: funny, sad, uplifting, evocative, inspiring, silly, and occasionally just plain stupid, they are all here for your perusal: enjoy!
Quotes of the Day, Series 2 by jochannon, literature
Literature
Quotes of the Day, Series 2
Some people, at least, have enjoyed my Quotes of the Day, so here's all of Series 2, for your amusement and bemusement, added to as it goes on. My quotes by the way; nobody else's. These are my thoughts and observations on the world around us: funny, sad, uplifting, evocative, inspiring, silly, and occasionally just plain stupid, they are all here for your perusal: enjoy!